Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Time for a laugh

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.

"OH, DEAR GOD, NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!! First the hurricanes and now this!!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and through tear-streaked eyes asks..........

"How many is a brazillion??!"