Advice From One Psychic To Another

Mr. Robertson, personally I've never been a fan, but since you seem to now be a practicing psychic, let me give you some advice from one psychic to another.

If you want to make it in this business you're going to have to sharpen up those skills, generally speaking people are going to need a little more information than "Storms are going to hit the America's coastlines in 2006". Perhaps my clients are a bit spoiled I don't know, but I'd never get away with a statement like that without providing specific details and information about the events. I mean c'mon between you and me here Sport...Storms hit the coastlines of America every year, what the hell kind of prediction is that anyway?

So you say God has given you this information, if this is indeed so, then why did he not tell you when and precisely where this will occur? You have the potential to prevent suffering and the loss of millions of lives!....That is of course if God really did tell you this...otherwise, it's likely not God giving you this information but more likely only the voices you hear in your head! Ya know the same ones that told you Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment to America for accepting homosexuality as a "lifestyle". Who's world are you living in buddy? The last time I checked and trust me I check pretty often, this county was being ran by your boys...the right wing religious nutcases...and we had a very long way to go before we could ever say we had "accepted homosexuality as a lifestyle"!

So - Before you go off on your next tangent on national television, I would suggest the following:

1. Meditate to improve and sharpen your psychic skills.
   
   
2. Learn to differentiate between what is indeed God speaking and the voices you hear in your tiny little mind. Before you blame homosexuals for every thing that is wrong in this county and every single act of God or natural disaster. Remember the weather patterns are changing due to global warming and as your leader said..."Our addiction to fossil fuels". . .Now, I'll admit homosexuals use fossil fuels also but so too do you and the Pope!
   
   
3. And this is a biggie! You're going to have to sit down and actually READ your bible! I'm not entirely sure you ever have, otherwise surely you would have read the part about "Judge not, lest ye be judged" or loving thy neighbor...remember that? Seems all you can remember is hate! I don't believe it was the bible's intention to to portray Christ as someone whom hated anyone but rather embodied love and acceptance of all life forms. I've read it and that's what I got out of it anyway. Granted the bible was written by man and therefore inherently flawed in places (most humans do make mistakes, and most of us have a few prejudices) and when YOU take it's many stories out of their proper context, twist & manipulate them you could probably get them to say just about anything you like, you're quite good at that ya know! Seriously read the ENTIRE thing though, not just what you've heard on books on tape or read in "The Bible For Dummies" and for God's sake through away that damn movie, it's just not the same as the real thing, the book is always way better than the movie!
   
   
   VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
   
   Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
   
   Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
   
   "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
   
   Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.